Even More Burnt Toast

Sunday, March 8, 2009

12:08AM - minor brain malfunction

You know I just had the weirdest thought...
I randomly thought of Roger (as is my wont) but he wasn't connected with tennis and I had this picture of him randomly serving at my club... and I thought "that's so weird... Roger playing tenn-" hang on...

Isn't that weird....?

o.0

Current mood: scared

Monday, March 2, 2009

7:30PM - Fic: 'Keepsake' (1/1) Andy/Roger


Title: Keepsake
Pairing: Andy Roddick/Roger Federer
Rating: U
Disclaimer: Even their nipples are MINE
A/N: I just unwittingly found this in my Plot Bunny Book. And I haven't posted anything in a while and I like this so, here we are. It's an Drabble. And in this one there IS subtext/internal meaning. For once its not just pointless fluff. When I wrote this, in my head they weren't together, but really you can interpret it anyway you want. For me, they aren't together. Yet ;)

 

Read more... )

Current mood: refreshed

Saturday, February 14, 2009

7:19PM - 'Listerine' (1/1) Andy/Roger

Title: Listerine
Pairing: Andy/Roger
Summary: Andy’ flung his keys onto the coffee table with a relieved sigh
Disclaimer: Roger and Andy are mine, but I’m content being without the ownership of Listerine
A/N: Just a ficlet that came to me ages ago and I thought I should type it up before Valentine's day is over... Its completely random shit but I think its reasonably fluffy and I thought that I really needed to post something because it's been ages and I didn't even get the challenge done *headdesk* Sorry mods, I said I would. You need to watch the embedded video to understand this.

Just 30 seconds twice a day )

Current mood: crappy

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

10:30PM


http://community.livejournal.com/tennisfans/447016.html?view=3272744#t3272744

AMEN!

(except maybe the very last bit. My opinion of him may have improved greatly, but he's still no angel)

Current mood: determined

Thursday, January 29, 2009

7:44PM - YEEESSSSS THEY DID!!!


First of all, holy shit, Andy and Roger. Second of all, holy shit Roger. Thirdly, I really love tennis, and I really love fangirling. And a massive thanks to all my flist for their GORGEOUS pictures. All the asspatting and earwhispering has me very excited lmao.

I'm sick and I got up at 8.45 to watch this but it was so worth it. Particularly when the commentators talked about how Andy kept looking over to Roger at the change of ends (tehehe)

This is my contribution to the joy of POTM and the couple of the century!


Title:
Replay the Point
Pairing: Andy/Roger
Summary: Andy has a bone to pick
Disclaimer: I’ve got the boys but you can bloody keep Larry Stefanki
A/N: I wrote this while watching a rerun of their match which I’d watched about three hours earlier, live. Just for the fun, and see what came out of it? 1 of 2 written for the Andy/Roger Semi at AO.

 

Ready? Play.... )

And:
 

Title: Easy
Pairing: Andy/Roger
Summary: Back at the hotel after their semi-final at the AO
Disclaimer: Okay, so maybe my ownership of them both is questionable. I am married to them though, does that count?
A/N: Can be considered a companion to the previously posted ficlet, or as a stand-alone ficlet. Nothing exciting just little fluffy moments that we need every so often.

 

Too easy... )

Current mood: lmao

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

10:06PM - Fic: 'Happy Birthday' Andy/Roger (1of1)


Title: Happy Birthday
Pairing: Andy/Roger
Summary: I raised an eyebrow at Mardy's words. "What do you mean 'Roger's got a present for me'?" I asked sceptically.
Disclaimer: The world is already mine and I'm putting in an offer for the universe now
Warning: Very kinky kink
A/N: Dedicated to [info]favouriteyear  the Steadfast Scanner and [info]_love_never , Mistress of Kink for all their help.This took a long time to write and I have no idea whether its any good or not because I've read over it so much. Also, the first time I've ever written proper kink. And let me assure you, its very kinky kink. For POTM at [info]tennisslash</lj> 

Wish Andy happy birthday... )

Current mood: drained

Sunday, January 25, 2009

7:57PM - Fic: Alterations, Andy/Roger (1/1)


Title: Alterations
Pairing: Andy/Roger
Summary: Roger changed something
Disclaimer: I own the world
A/N: This is particularly pertinent due to current circumstances. I tried to make this mean more than it does. But alas, it is the pointless fluff that it is. Set 2004 and for POTM at [info]tennisslash

 

Make some changes... )

Current mood: content

Monday, January 19, 2009

5:03PM - Roger and Icon Dump


It's official, Roger cut his hair so he could move faster. Because clearly he is lighter and it has worked, because more often than not he got to shots in a manner that defied physics. Also, Mary-Joe Fernandez and Tony Godsick's daugther being there? So awesome.

What a great first round.

In other news, I have icons. It's an icon dump... of random stuff I want to post.

They are in no order whatsoever, some I love, some I hate, do what you will with them.

Theres Roger Federer, Jelena Jankovic, America's Next Top Model, Federinka, Stock Gay Romance


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Here they be... )

Current mood: pensive

Sunday, January 18, 2009

9:22PM - Another TS Manip


Okay, well on a happier, slightly less horrified note...

My last manip was warmly welcomed (because it wasn't terrible like the one before) So here is one for POTM aswell, and Roger's... well, he's being sexy... for Andy of course...

Title: Untitled
Pairing: Andy Roddick/Roger Federer
A/N: Roger is the only one actually present here, but I think it's worth a look, since Andy clearly is the one taking the picture.
See the Pretty )

Current mood: busy

Friday, January 9, 2009

9:02PM - Baby Girl (1/1) Andy/Roger


Title: Baby Girl
Pairing: Andy/Roger POTM
Rating: Perfectly safe
Summary: Lynette finds Roger in need of a little help
Disclaimer: I don't own... Roger's mum... 'cause that'd be weird.
A/N: One of those ones that just come to you, you know? Completely pointless, just cute. Most likely inspired subconsciously by [info]scoobydumblonde 's nano =P

 

Baby Girl... )

Current mood: annoyed

Saturday, January 3, 2009

5:56PM - tennis don't cha know (& slashy manip)

I've finally decided-- I don't like Andy Murray as a person but I like him as a player. As long as he doesn't speak, I think we're all good over here.

Also, Roger, you were pretty awesome I though, yeah he had a bit of a dip in concentration but it was an exhibition, as was attested to by the wearing of his watch ;) And I loved his comment "Hopefully I can just have another terrible year with only just the one grand slam and that will be just fine." OMG I LOVE YOU.

=P

Apart from that, the only thing I'm confused about is one of the commentators saying he has no points to defend from Australia. I get that he lost a bunch last year... but surely he has to defend the ones he got by making it to the semis? Or is that completely invalid now, since they've decided to change everything just for shits and giggles? Probably.

Also, I want new Roger icons, the only thing that annoys me is that when you delete one you've used a lot it changes to your default in all the posts you've made with it... Like the one I'm posting with. I like it but I've used it for long enough and I want to change. But I don't want all my tennis posts to have my default icon... unless I change my default to a tennis one, which I don't really want to do. Good GOD i have a habit of ranting.

EDIT: In fact I rant so much I forget the point of my post. Here we go, I made a manip, and I think its my best yet - it would need to be the others have been terrible.

Title: Lovers (open to suggestions =P)
Rating: About 15, not really worksafe
Pairing: Andy/Roger
Disclaimer: The original photos are not mine, and I can't remember who they belong to. Tell me if it's you
See the pretty )


..

Current mood: indifferent

Sunday, December 28, 2008

11:56PM - 'Stirring' Andy/Roger - (1/1)

Title: Stirring
Pairing: Andy Roddick/Roger Federer
Rating: Meh, 15
Summary: Andy’s put his foot in it again and Roger’s not in a forgiving mood. Andy’s going to have to beg and Nole’s not helping matters.
Disclaimer: I’ve now decided that I also own Nole, merely for angsting, and trouble-making purposes in my fics.
A/N: Massive heads-up to [info]the_ravingloony  for the help with this.

 

 

 

Stir the pot... )

Sunday, December 7, 2008

11:38PM - Pride & Prejudice (1of1) Stan/Roger


Title: Pride and Prejudice
Pairing: Federinka
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Stan's beginning to think the worst.
Disclaimer: Yeah they're mine.
A/N: For POTM, I have no idea what this is like, it just happened.


 

Read more... )

Current mood: rushed

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

5:58PM - Fic- 'Eye of the Beholder' - (1/1) Roger/Stan

Title: Eye of the Beholder
Pairing: Roger Federer/Stan Wawrinka
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Have you ever seen 'Freaky Friday'?" Roger asked...
Disclaimer: All mine. Deal. I do not own anything created by Terry Pratchett though, because that's just too much...
A/N: It's a crack!fic. I've never written a crack!fic before, so be gentle, this just... this just had to happen, I'm sorry.[info]the_ravingloony must also be blamed. Also, credit to Terry Pratchett.


 

Look through their eyes... )

Current mood: good

Saturday, November 15, 2008

10:13PM - The League of Extraordinary Tennis Players- Episode Two


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I hope this lives up to all the high expectations *wide eyes* Hopefully it'll cheer you all up if you didn't want Rogi or Andy, or Andy or Jo to go out of Shanghai...

Episode One
here

Here... )

Current music: Lucky- Bif Naked

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

6:33PM - The League of Extraordinary Tennis Players


First of all, happy birthday to </a></b></a>[info]_love_never , this is dedicated to her =D

Secondly this is what is dedicated, I was being creative and inventive and decided to try something new so:


Photobucket 
Here )

Current mood: cranky

Friday, November 7, 2008

10:11PM - B-day


Just a quick entry to say

SUPER BIG THANK YOU

for all the happy birthday's I got from everyone, all the graphics, fics and general goodwill recieved was awesome!
I WUV MY ONLINE FRIENDS!
*hugs*


Also, Roger is such a dork *snuggles* I wuv him so too =P

Current mood: loved

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

8:23PM - 'Whipped' & 'Rain' - Drabbles.


Title: Whipped
Pairing: Andy/Roger
Rating: U
Type: Drabble
Summary: Roger's packing and Mirka's interested
Disclaimer: I don't actually own Mirka. She is unnecessary for the slash, so I just rent her.
A/N: Written when I should have been learning about Indefinite french pronouns.


Get Whipped )


Title: Rain
Pairing: Andy/Roger
Rating: U
Type: Drabble
Summary: Roger went for a run in the rain. Andy is not pleased.
Disclaimer: Roger and Andy are mine... the rain belongs to the big man I suppose.
A/N: You know, drabbles are great fun. Exactly a hundred words really make you appreciate the value of each word. Good for writers' block too.


Raining... )

Current mood: creative
Current music: F

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

8:23PM - Everything I can Remember


First of all, the new 'Clone Wars' Series is beyond awesome. I know I'm such a geek, but I miss my regular dose of Star Wars. The droids have a bit too much character, but hey =D It's pretty awesome.

Secondly, for the Cheer Up your Flist from [info]salixbabylon

Current mood: happy
Current music: La Vie Boheme- Rent

Monday, October 20, 2008

10:16PM - Fic: Chocolate Kisses (1/1) Series: Since Forever


Title: Chocolate Kisses
Pairing: Roger Federer/Andy Roddick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: You know the drill. Player wins a tournament, player gets a special prize.
Since Forever. Set US Open, 2005, final.
Series: Since Forever

Disclaimer: Roger and Andy are locked in my cupboard. They have tattoos of my name on their asses.
A/N: Do I like this one? Meh. This isn't beta read guys btw, I sort of half-heartedly glanced over it.... So sorry for any mistakes. If there are some, feel free to point out in comments and concrit is welcomed as always.


Other Parts found here, not necessary for understanding:
http://nilhenwen.livejournal.com/tag/series:+since+forever


 

chocolately fingerprints everwhere.... )

 

Current mood: quixotic

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